Dear Reader,
Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to read this book, in which the Baudelaire siblings encounter an unpleasant amount of dampness as they descend into the depths of despair, underwater.
In fact, the horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and you wouldn't want me even to mention the worst of it, which includes mushrooms, a desperate search for something lost, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing.
As a dedicated author who has pledged to keep recording the depressing story of the Baudelaires, I must continue to delve deep into the cavernous depths of the orphans' lives. You, on the other hand, may delve into some happier book in order to keep your eyes and your spirits from being dampened.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
Written By : C. S. Lewis
Narrator : Sir Michael Hordern
Published By : Harper Collins UK
Runtime : 2 hours 24 minutes
Categories : Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic Classics
$10.25
“To my side, all true Narnians! Would you wait till your new masters have killed you all, one by one?”... More...
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Written By : C.S. Lewis
Narrator : Patrick Stewart
Published By : Harper Collins US
Runtime : 5 hours
Categories : Classics Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic
$27.50 $19.95
One last battle against evil, one final journey to the magical land of Narnia. More...
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Written By : Lemony Snicket
Narrator : Tim Curry
Published By : Harper Collins UK
Runtime : 4 hours 28 minutes
Categories : Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic Under 10s Over 10s
$12.75
Like the previous downloads in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be found in this narration but misery… More...
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Written By : C. S. Lewis
Narrator : Full Cast Production
Published By : BBC Audiobooks Ltd
Runtime : 1 hour 55 minutes
Categories : Sci-Fi, Fantasy & Magic Classics Classics Fantasy Audio Theater
$13.49
When Lucy comes across an old wardrobe standing alone in the spare room, she thinks she has found a good place for hide and seek. But then she tumbles headlong into a magical world. More...
Written By : Pete McCarthy
Narrated By : Pete McCarthy
Hodder & Stoughton Audiobooks
Length : 2 hours
Type : Autobiography Biographical Travel
Price : $16.75
The audio of the million-selling book - Pete McCarthy's hilarious journey in search of his Irish roots.
McCarthy's tale of his hilarious trip around Ireland has gained thousands of fans all over the world.
Pete was born in Warrington to an Irish mother and an English father and spent happy summer holidays in Cork. Years later, reflecting on the many places he has visited as a travel broadcaster, Pete admits that he feels more at home in Ireland than anywhere. To find out whether this is due to rose-coloured spectacles or to a deeper tie with the country of his ancestors, Pete sets off on a trip around Ireland and discovers that it has changed in surprising ways.
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